I know what I'm doing.

Tinkerer

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Easter weekend.<br /><br />Perfect day for boating and fishing.<br /><br />Boat trailer seems to be banging a bit as we're motoring along. Can't work it out. Penny drops. I don't remember locking down the hitch. Only travelled about 5 miles at 50 to 60 mph before I worked that out. At least the chain was on. Can't explain it. I always double check hitch, chain, and trailer lights before setting off. Went over some bumpy but made roads. At least now I know there's useful weight on the trailer ball.<br /><br />Later that day I'm pulling in to the beach at the crowded ramp, with a line of cars waiting to launch and retrieve right along the beachfront in front of me as well as the boats either side that I am skilfully going to pull into the middle of. As I'm coming in my 14 y.o. son says something about something to do with what's coming up and I say "I know what I'm doing" as I step over the windscreen onto the foredeck. I think how often I have said at other times that disasters are usually preceded by statements like "I know what I'm doing.". About three seconds later I step forward on the foredeck; catch my sandal on a deck fitting; and fall flat on the foredeck. I hear a few people nearby gasp and make concerned comments. My son stops laughing long enough to ask me if I'm alright. I get up immediately and carry on like this is the way I usually beach the boat, while carefully ignoring everybody around me. I also conceal the ricked neck I've just given myself and few other minor injuries. My son is killing himself laughing. He's told everybody he can find since.
 

Twidget

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Re: I know what I'm doing.

Never, ever, say "I know what I'm doing" It is always a precursor to disaster.<br /><br />Hope your neck is alright.<br /><br />On the bright side, you son will remind you about that for the rest of your life. ;)
 

Mr.Ladyfish

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Re: I know what I'm doing.

For some reason teenagers love when Dad or Mom screw up. It's the funniest thing in the world to them. Our teenager is now 29 and she still hasn't outgrown it. :D
 

NYMINUTE

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Re: I know what I'm doing.

Yes they do enjoy our mess ups, but I remind them "Don't Let the Grey Hair Fool You!"
 

Bob_VT

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Re: I know what I'm doing.

Well at least you didn't hand your son the can of beer and tell him to watch this I know what I am doing!!!<br /><br />Bob_VT
 

Tinkerer

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Re: I know what I'm doing.

Originally posted by Bob_VT:<br /> Well at least you didn't hand your son the can of beer and tell him to watch this I know what I am doing!!!<br /><br />Bob_VT
I pretty much did that a few years ago when I gave the kids a water slide (long strip of plastic laid on the ground and wet with a hose) for Xmas and had to have a go on it myself.<br /><br />Thought I was getting the hang of it so I called the missus out to impress her that I wasn't past it yet. Missus and kids watch me take a flying dive at it, 'cos I really wanted to impress them all with what a youthful 50 or so y.o. I really was.<br /><br />Hadn't practised that level of enthusiastic running dive beforehand.<br /><br />Only busted a few ribs.<br /><br />At least I was sober.
 

SoulWinner

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Re: I know what I'm doing.

Two things I have learned to NEVER EVERY say:<br /><br />1) I know what I'm doing.<br /><br />2) It can't get any worse.
 

demsvmejm

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Re: I know what I'm doing.

Originally posted by SoulWinner:<br /> Two things I have learned to NEVER EVERY say:<br /><br />1) I know what I'm doing.<br /><br />2) It can't get any worse.
In my experience that's cause<br />1) I usually learn something new in the process, like that hurts. :( <br /><br />2) It usually does. :D
 
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