KeltonKrew
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It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is absolutely hilarious. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. <br /><br /> "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a Black man as President. <br /><br /> Number 1 - He played the sax.<br /> Number 2 - He smoked weed.<br /> Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. <br /><br /> Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! <br /><br /> And, he gets a check from the government every month. <br /><br /> Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. <br /><br /> Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. <br /><br /> When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." <br /><br /> American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly. <br /><br /> Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom. <br /><br /> Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe. <br /><br /> The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know." <br /><br /> Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."
