I think I made a deal with the devil.

wifisher

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So my girlfriend decided that she wanted to learn how to fish this year. No problem, I tell her. Since she has never been on a boat:eek:, I took her out a few times to teach her how to launch, drive, not get scared every time we hit a wave, etc. Once she got used to the boat we went fishing a couple times and she has enjoyed it. Caught a few fish, and she has really gotten better with the boat.

So yesterday, she called me from work and asked, "Can we go fishing when I get done?"

I was already fishing, and told her no problem, pick you up at 5. I load the boat and go get her. Figuring I would have to go to town anyway, since I needed more bait. When I get there, she already has bait and beer. ;);) Went to a fairly small lake that is near home. We did fairly well, and by sunset had a pretty good collection of bluegill, and a few bass.

Load up and go home. Back the boat in the driveway, and I (jokingly) hand her a fillet knife and said, "Go ahead and clean the fish, I'll take care of the boat.":D

I thought I was dreaming when she replies, "OK, you just have to show me how on the first one." Of course I showed her, but still expected to have to do them all myself. Then she takes the knife, and fillets one like a pro.:) I leave her to it, and put everything away. When I'm done, I go to finish for her, and she says, "I'll take care of these, just go heat up some oil so we can start frying them."

So I think that she has all the training she needs. She buys the beer, and cleans the fish. What more can a guy ask for?:cool:
 

foodfisher

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Re: I think I made a deal with the devil.

See the posts about guns if you intend to keep her :rolleyes:
 

scoyt

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Re: I think I made a deal with the devil.

Be careful about saying "I do." The fishing will probably dry up too.
 

Fireman431

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Re: I think I made a deal with the devil.

Now teach her to change the oil in her can and start watching football with you.
 

roscoe

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Re: I think I made a deal with the devil.

So my girlfriend decided that she wanted to learn how to fish this year. No problem, I tell her. Since she has never been on a boat:eek:, I took her out a few times to teach her how to launch, drive, not get scared every time we hit a wave, etc. Once she got used to the boat we went fishing a couple times and she has enjoyed it. Caught a few fish, and she has really gotten better with the boat.

So yesterday, she called me from work and asked, "Can we go fishing when I get done?"

I was already fishing, and told her no problem, pick you up at 5. I load the boat and go get her. Figuring I would have to go to town anyway, since I needed more bait. When I get there, she already has bait and beer. ;);) Went to a fairly small lake that is near home. We did fairly well, and by sunset had a pretty good collection of bluegill, and a few bass.

Load up and go home. Back the boat in the driveway, and I (jokingly) hand her a fillet knife and said, "Go ahead and clean the fish, I'll take care of the boat.":D

I thought I was dreaming when she replies, "OK, you just have to show me how on the first one." Of course I showed her, but still expected to have to do them all myself. Then she takes the knife, and fillets one like a pro.:) I leave her to it, and put everything away. When I'm done, I go to finish for her, and she says, "I'll take care of these, just go heat up some oil so we can start frying them."

So I think that she has all the training she needs. She buys the beer, and cleans the fish. What more can a guy ask for?:cool:


Liar Liar Pants on Fire !!
 

204 Escape

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Re: I think I made a deal with the devil.

Does she mow too ?? My wife does all of the above, AND can back the boat down the ramp. Remember, "Everything within a 500' radius of the back door is housework !!"
 

wifisher

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Re: I think I made a deal with the devil.

Now teach her to change the oil in her can and start watching football with you.

She likes football, but roots for the wrong team. (bears) That is poor, but until the bears have more super bowl rings than the packers, I'm not too worried about it.

As far as the car goes, I'd rather do it myself anyway.
 

wifisher

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Re: I think I made a deal with the devil.

Does she mow too ?? My wife does all of the above, AND can back the boat down the ramp. Remember, "Everything within a 500' radius of the back door is housework !!"

She does mow. Says it is a good chance to work on her tan. Backing the boat in is something she wants to learn, I just don't know if I have the patience to really get her good at it. If I get it close she can go the last 20 feet, and then park the truck. That is good enough for now.
 

204 Escape

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Re: I think I made a deal with the devil.

Try some walkie talkies when she backs up !! We use them, and there is no yelling etc.
 

wifisher

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Re: I think I made a deal with the devil.

Try some walkie talkies when she backs up !! We use them, and there is no yelling etc.

That is a good idea. Usually I am using hand signal to tell her which way to turn, but I think that it makes it hard for her to learn anything, as she watches me instead of what is actually going on.
 

JRJ

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Re: I think I made a deal with the devil.

Good for you and her. Have fun :cool:
 

eaglejim

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Re: I think I made a deal with the devil.

Pretty soon she will be calling you to say "bring more bait I ran out and I will pick you up at the docks"
 

rbh

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Re: I think I made a deal with the devil.

OH, buddy you are so "DOOMED" !!!!!!!!!
 

LadyFish

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Re: I think I made a deal with the devil.

Sounds like she's a keeper.

Go ahead and teach her to tow, back up and captain the boat. Women are really good backer-uppers. When it comes time to put the boat in or put the RV in a site, I'm the one who usually does it. Not that Mr LF can't, but I have a little more patience and don't try to rush things.

Oh yeah, and when he's giving me hand signals, I just ignore them unless its a stop signal, they only make things worse. LOL
 

sublauxation

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Re: I think I made a deal with the devil.

She likes football, but roots for the wrong team. (bears) That is poor, but until the bears have more super bowl rings than the packers, I'm not too worried about it.

A Bears fan? That's tough, if she didn't clean the fish too I'd call that a deal breaker. My wife is a Vikes fan but since they're irrelevant and she hasn't pushed that on the kids I've overlooked it. Congrats though, sounds like a keeper.
 

tswiczko

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Re: I think I made a deal with the devil.

OH, buddy you are so "DOOMED" !!!!!!!!!
:D


She caught you hook, line and sinker, and you didn't think she knew anything about fishing.:facepalm:
 

aspeck

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Re: I think I made a deal with the devil.

I think you better get her to sign the contract before someone comes along with a bigger boat!
 

wifisher

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Re: I think I made a deal with the devil.

I think you better get her to sign the contract before someone comes along with a bigger boat!

Had to laugh at that. Never thought about disappointing a girl with the size of my BOAT!
 

aspeck

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Re: I think I made a deal with the devil.

Had to laugh at that. Never thought about disappointing a girl with the size of my BOAT!

Cone on, really??? What else would matter?!?! ;):D:p
 
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