iboats Boating Cartoon - Oct 31, 2011

Lindzi iboats

Senior Chief Petty Officer
Joined
Jan 11, 2010
Messages
770
Caption Time!
iboats-daily-cartoon-06-09-11.jpg
 

Woodnaut

Chief Petty Officer
Joined
Jul 4, 2007
Messages
634
Re: iboats Boating Cartoon - Oct 31, 2011

"I wonder if the Captain had the bilge pump switch in AUTO."

"I told them to check the plug before they put it in the water."

"You know, this was the first time I ever got a free upgrade. No wonder."
 

aspeck

Moderator
Staff member
Joined
May 29, 2003
Messages
19,100
Re: iboats Boating Cartoon - Oct 31, 2011

I think it is safe to assume it failed the sea trial and I will not be buying it.
 

rickster

Cadet
Joined
May 5, 2003
Messages
20
Re: iboats Boating Cartoon - Oct 31, 2011

" Well it's no Boston Whaler,that's for sure!"
 

GA_Boater

Honorary Moderator Emeritus
Joined
May 24, 2011
Messages
49,038
Re: iboats Boating Cartoon - Oct 31, 2011

Glasser to Tinny " I told you reevets aren't safe"
 

AGENT 37

Petty Officer 1st Class
Joined
Mar 2, 2007
Messages
319
Re: iboats Boating Cartoon - Oct 31, 2011

You know we're never going to get away with this.....
 

gus-gus

Petty Officer 2nd Class
Joined
Sep 19, 2011
Messages
169
Re: iboats Boating Cartoon - Oct 31, 2011

You got a smoke?
 

joe009

Petty Officer 2nd Class
Joined
Jun 3, 2009
Messages
100
Re: iboats Boating Cartoon - Oct 31, 2011

too bad we dont have a fishing rod.
 

DECK SWABBER 58

Lieutenant Commander
Joined
Aug 14, 2009
Messages
1,913
Re: iboats Boating Cartoon - Oct 31, 2011

Hey Ernie, did the half price cruise brochure say anything about a inflatable boat in shark infested waters miles from land?
 

drrpm

Senior Chief Petty Officer
Joined
Oct 24, 2008
Messages
707
Re: iboats Boating Cartoon - Oct 31, 2011

I think we're going to need a bigger boat.

Another fine mess you've gotten us into.

Our wives are never going to believe this story.
 

oops!

Supreme Mariner
Joined
Oct 18, 2007
Messages
12,932
Re: iboats Boating Cartoon - Oct 31, 2011

what do you mean, "you forgot the bait" ?????
 

southkogs

Moderator
Staff member
Joined
Jul 7, 2010
Messages
14,968
Re: iboats Boating Cartoon - Oct 31, 2011

"This probably means we don't get to see Wayne Newton tonight, doesn't it?"

"Let's take a cruise, you said. Let's swim with the dolphins, you said."
 

SS MAYFLOAT

Admiral
Joined
May 17, 2001
Messages
6,372
Re: iboats Boating Cartoon - Oct 31, 2011

"Why is the water in this raft yellow?"
 

John_S

Rear Admiral
Joined
Jun 21, 2004
Messages
4,269
Re: iboats Boating Cartoon - Oct 31, 2011

"The guy who replaced the bellows, also patched the raft."

"Ran fine the last time I had her out."

"I told you, use 5200 below the waterline."

"How much did we save by not buying the parts from iBoats?"

Twisted: "What did you do with the women and children?"
 

southkogs

Moderator
Staff member
Joined
Jul 7, 2010
Messages
14,968
Re: iboats Boating Cartoon - Oct 31, 2011

"Yeah, I bought it off CraigsList. It said it just needed some TLC ..."
 

nosticks

Cadet
Joined
Aug 29, 2011
Messages
15
Re: iboats Boating Cartoon - Oct 31, 2011

I don't suppose you thought to bring the toilet paper.
 

fishrdan

Admiral
Joined
Jan 25, 2008
Messages
6,989
Re: iboats Boating Cartoon - Oct 31, 2011

"I told you we shouldn't have booked the maiden voyage of the USS Unsinkable."

"I knew we were doomed to a sad fate, once the captain said she was unsinkable."

Twisted:.................

"Glad to meet you Mr Donner."
 

John_S

Rear Admiral
Joined
Jun 21, 2004
Messages
4,269
Re: iboats Boating Cartoon - Oct 31, 2011

"Glad to meet you Mr Donner."

Well..... I wasn't thinking quite that twisted..... more on the line that they just jumped in the raft and left them behind. ;)
 
Top