Iboats like Walmart

bwachob

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Reading the iboats forums is like going to Walmart. You go to get 1 item and come out with 10 None of which you went for.. I get on the forums to read about a specific topic and 10 topics later I've forgotten what I wanted to read about. I love it.
 

countryboy26047

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Re: Iboats like Walmart

Lmao!! That is the perfect comparison.....and I'm glad im not the only one!! Haha!
 
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Bondo

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Reading the iboats forums is like going to Walmart. You go to get 1 item and come out with 10 None of which you went for.. I get on the forums to read about a specific topic and 10 topics later I've forgotten what I wanted to read about. I love it.

Ayuh,.... Welcome Aboard,... Donno what forums you've been in,.... But,....

If yer comparin' Me,... to a Wally World Greeter,....





I don't think I'm gonna like you,....
 

Jlawsen

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LOL at Bond-O... My first question to a Wallmart Greeter was "Where's the restroom" the response was "are you shopping here today" I said no, I just need to use the restroom. The response was that the restroom was for customers only. I said "OK. where's the pampers cuz I ain't going to make it back to the restroom if I have to buy something and go through check out"... He then showed me on the map where the pampers were. I went out the front door briskly walked behind the nearest bush and let it go. From the smell, I wasn't the first.
 

Bob_VT

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Ayuh,.... Welcome Aboard,... Donno what forums you've been in,.... But,....

If yer comparin' Me,... to a Wally World Greeter,....





I don't think I'm gonna like you,....

Easy Bond-o this could be our future :eek::facepalm:
 

Don S

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rivermouse

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Re: Iboats like Walmart

Yep all kinds of things to do here. some even practice trolling .:eek:
 

catfishcarl99

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trolling? lol whats that? hey you guys dont know squat! lol



just kidding

ya i came here on a refferal on a bad cd idnition box on my force. since then ive

added a homeade tell tale water pisser to it.
added a bimini top to boat.
added a light to my overheat buzzer and replaced buzzer.
re hooked up my kill and got a new lanyard since prev owner unhooked it.
learned that if i pull on my throttle lever and push forward i got high warm up idle. DOH!!!! owned the boat 8 years before i figured out that one.:facepalm:
replaced my thermoswitch in the motor.
got my gas guage working right.
not to mention helped out others with Q's
learned how and what prop pitch means and does. got 5 mph more out of my boat with what i learned and re pitched.
learned how to tell the gear ratio on my outboard.

well you get the idea. and all this in a couple months.
 

fishrdan

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Re: Iboats like Walmart

"Where's the restroom" the response was "are you shopping here today" I said no, I just need to use the restroom. The response was that the restroom was for customers only.

Shopping here "today"?!? WT@*($^&$@...

Something like .000001% of US citizens are "not" WalMart customers :facepalm: :D
 

catfishcarl99

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Shopping here "today"?!? WT@*($^&$@...

Something like .000001% of US citizens are "not" WalMart customers :facepalm: :D

when im in the fishing isle at wal-mart and someone in blue says "can i help you?" i usually say " i dought it" and walk off.:D
 

jigngrub

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Re: Iboats like Walmart

LOL at Bond-O... My first question to a Wallmart Greeter was "Where's the restroom" the response was "are you shopping here today" I said no, I just need to use the restroom. The response was that the restroom was for customers only. I said "OK. where's the pampers cuz I ain't going to make it back to the restroom if I have to buy something and go through check out"... He then showed me on the map where the pampers were. I went out the front door briskly walked behind the nearest bush and let it go. From the smell, I wasn't the first.

You're in sad shape if you don't know where the restrooms are in Wal-mart... they always in the front and back of the store, use the ones on the back wall... they're cleaner and less traffic.
 

Bondo

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Re: Iboats like Walmart


Ayuh,.... Excellent rendition Don,.... 'cept at this point, I've still got Alot more hair...;)

'n Stuff probably ain't the word I'd be usin'....:D
 

Don S

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Stuff wasn't the word Walter used either when he said it in the skit about being a walmart greater. But it did start with S ;)
 

Bondo

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Stuff wasn't the word Walter used either when he said it in the skit about being a walmart greater. But it did start with S ;)

Ayuh,.... I like Walter,....


We're alot alike.... ;) :D
 

Jlawsen

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Re: Iboats like Walmart

You're in sad shape if you don't know where the restrooms are in Wal-mart... they always in the front and back of the store, use the ones on the back wall... they're cleaner and less traffic.

I've been in Wal-mart three times in my entire life so I guess I can proudly say I'm a .0000001 percenter. I've got my name on the wall at Home Depot though so I guess that makes up for it.
 
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