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ADULT: <br />A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. <br /><br />BEAUTY PARLOR: <br />A place where women curl up and dye. <br /><br />CANNIBAL: <br />Someone who is fed up with people. <br /><br />CHICKENS: <br />The only animals you eat before they are born <br />and after they are dead. <br /><br />COMMITTEE: <br />A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. <br /><br />DUST: <br />Mud with the juice squeezed out. <br /><br />EGOTIST: <br />Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. <br /><br />HANDKERCHIEF: <br />Cold Storage. <br /><br />INFLATION: <br />Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. <br /><br />MOSQUITO: <br />An insect that makes you like flies better. <br /><br />RAISIN: <br />Grape with a sunburn. <br /><br />SECRET: <br />Something you tell to one person at a time. <br /><br />SKELETON: <br />A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. <br /><br />TOOTHACHE: <br />The pain that drives you to extraction. <br /><br />TOMORROW: <br />One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. <br /><br />YAWN: <br />An honest opinion openly expressed. <br /><br />WRINKLES: <br />Something other people have. <br />You have character lines.<br /><br /> 
