Re: it's a good one
a frog goes into a bank .walks up to the teller. he can see her name plate that her name is patricia whack. ms. whack, he says, i'd like to get a $10,000 loan to buy a boat.. patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name .. the frog says kermit jagger, and my dad is mick jagger,and it's ok he knows the bank manager... patti says fine but i'll still need to see some colateral..the frog says sure an produces a tiny porcelain elephant about a 1/2 inch tall.. very confused, patti explains that she'll have consult the manager and disappears into the back office .. there she finds the managerand says " there's a frog out there called kermit jagger who claims to know you an wants to borrow $10,000 and he wants to use this as colateral. she holds up the pink elephant " i mean , what in the world is this ?______ the manager says " it's a knickknack, patti whack . give the frog a loan . his old man's a rolling stone ".
