Jim WEB

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Hey anyone heard the scope about the Virginia Democratic candidate. He wrote some dirty fiction and he needs your vote to win a seat..Rush had a reporter get an interveiw. sorry for the long cut and paste..you can skip over the Rush comments as they might affend. the words written under Web ....would be his words..

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RUSH: I'm not kidding about getting the kids away from the radio -- and also, I guess I should issue a warning to those of you who are upset with graphic sexual descriptions. If that kind of thing makes you uncomfortable, you shouldn't listen, either. Now, I'm warning you. I'm not springing surprises on you, not shocking you. I'm giving you ample time to go turn on a soap opera or whatever you wish, or to turn the radio down, because I'm going to count down from five, and when I reach one, if you're still listening and then something you hear offends you, you're listening at your own risk. You can complain all day.

Snerdley is frowning at me. You don't think I should read this stuff? I don't think you understand the importance of this. Five, four, three, two, one. You don't think I'm going to actually be able to read it, do you? You think I'm going to get to it and say, "Ooh, I don't think I..." All right. The controversy here involves the Virginia Democrat candidate for Senate James Webb. Yesterday, the George Allen campaign unleashed a press release that exposed Webb's fiction writing, which includes graphic underage sex scenes. Mike, did you get that audio? All right, good. Then maybe I won't have to read it because we have Mr. Webb on audio actually discussing this.

People from our blowtorch affiliate in the nation's capital, WMAL ran into him on the street and they got him to say some things, and I have not heard this yet. I won't play this until I listen to it during the break. We just got it. The book in question here is Lost Soldiers, written by Jim Webb, Democrat candidate for the Senate in Virginia. Here's an excerpt: "A shirtless man walked toward them along a mud pathway. His muscles were young and hard, but his face was devastated with wrinkles. His eyes were so red that they appeared to be burned by fire. A naked boy ran happily toward him from the little plot of dirt. The man grabbed his young son in his arms, turned him upside down and put the boy's [redacted] in his mouth."

Now, the press release as provided by the Allen campaign is entitled "Webb's Weird World." "The author's disturbing writings show a continue pattern of demeaning women." Here is another passage in Something to Die For, another Webb book: "Fogarty watched a naked young stripper do the splits over a banana." (interruption) You heard this one, Mr. Snerdley? Okay you've read this. You've read these books? Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! (interruption) Oh, you're backing out now. It's the excerpts you've read. All right: "Fogarty watched a naked young stripper do the splits over a banana. She stood up, her face smiling proudly and her round breasts glistening from a spotlight in the dim bar, left the banana on the bar, cut in four equal sections by the muscles of her..." female anatomy, let's put it that way rather than actually use the word.


Okay, this one's harmless? All right. Something to Die For: "Fogarty watched a young naked young stripper do the splits over a banana. She stood back up, her face smiling proudly, her round breasts glistening from a spotlight in the dim bar and left the banana on the bar cut in four equal sections by the muscles of her vagina." (interruption) Now what? Do what? You mean from a country such as this? Okay, here we go. Snerdley is now egging me on in there. "[He] could see Jawbone and Ashley Asthmatic [two guards at a Vietnamese prison camp] napping together in the grass. They faced inward, their arms entwined. It looked like they were masturbating each other. It didn't surprise him … It was common to see men holding hands, embracing, playing with each other.

"Some of them [the guards] had wanted him. He could tell in those evanescent moments between his bao cao bow, the obligatory deference when a guard entered his cell, and the first word or blow that followed it… Quick, grinding voices, turgid with repressed passion. An exploratory reaching of the hand near his groin…" Okay, these are the writings, fiction writings of Democrat Senate candidate in Virginia James Webb. Folks, they've been out there for a while, and nobody has commented much on them, but they are out there, and this is the kind of thing that people unaware of this are going to have a logical question or two. What kind of mind is it that creates this stuff, thinks about this stuff, dreams about this stuff, and then puts it to paper?

What kind of guy, actually? What is it about Mr. Webb that we don't know? I have a couple questions. Has Denny Hastert ever written books like this? Well, the reason I asked is because the Drive-By Media and the Democrats say that Denny Hastert should resign. I'm wondering if Denny Hastert has ever written any books like this, and Mr. Snerdley, do you have a banana? No, I'm not asking you to do anything. Could you bring a banana? You have a banana?

Does anybody have one? You guys have a banana? Was there a banana delivered? We don't have a banana here? What about our condom classes for the staff here? It's probably a cucumber that we have. Well, we're required federal regulations, you know. We gotta teach the staff various things. I wonder if any impressionable young House pages have read these books by Democrat Senate candidate Jim Webb. I know that Lynne Cheney and Newt Gingrich have written novels, but they don't use graphical details like this. Mr. Webb was on a Washington radio station today and the host of the station was reading these excerpts to him, and Webb said, "I don't know why you're reading that on WTOP. I think it's a little inappropriate for you to read this on the radio."

The host kept reading it from the novel Something to Die For in which Webb describes the female stripper and the sex acts on the banana, and Webb said, as the host finished the excerpt, "I don't think that's appropriate for you to read on the radio," and then Webb said a father picking up a young boy upside down and putting his (blank) in his mouth is not a sex act. Webb said that's not a sexual act. What about the banana in the stripper? Is that a sexual act? Quick time-out, ladies and gentlemen. Go get the -- no, no! Don't go get the kids yet. We'll be back in just a second. Stay with us. It's Open Line Friday (No banana in there, Brian?) on the EIB Network.

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RUSH: Our radio station in Washington, WMAL caught up with the Democrat candidate for the Senate in Virginia, Jim Webb, and asked him about the passage in his book regarding the boy's -- well, here. Let Mr. Webb describe it himself.

WEBB: That was something that I actually saw as a writer in a slum of Quong Tuih (sp) in Bangkok, Thailand. It was not a sexual act. It's being characterized as a sexual act.

RUSH: Uh, it's not a sexual act, ladies and gentlemen. He's just describing what he'd seen as a writer. He can see things; he can write about them. It's not a sexual act. Here's another passage. "He saw the invitation with every bouncing breast and curved hip. . . . He was thirteen. . . . She was fifteen . . . . In a few moments she drew him to her and he murmured in his quiet voice, 'I am still small.' 'You are large enough,' she answered. And he found he was." So, let's keep some things in mind, ladies and gentlemen. The campaign headquarters for Jim Webb, the Washington Post has tried to destroy George Allen with a typically manufactured slur campaign based on the word "Macaca" and occasional use of the N-word and of course the Confederate flag and there have been pages and pages and issues after issues written about what kind of evil must lurk in the mind of George Allen posited by the Washington Post. I wonder, when did Nancy Pelosi know about this? How many Democrats in the leadership have known about Webb's book and didn't say anything? How many people have known what's in these novels and didn't warn the American people? I went to Democrat Underground and they're imploding over there, they're wondering how in the world nobody could have known this, why did anybody wait until now to deal with this. They are in a fit of depression at a number of left-wing blog sites.

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BoatBuoy

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Re: Jim WEB

Hmmm....You don't by any chance recall the name of that strip joint, do you?
 

Haut Medoc

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Re: Jim WEB

That whole- whatever that was just reaffirms what a jacka$$ Rush Limpbaugh is......JK
 

PW2

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Re: Jim WEB

It's fiction, fergawdsakes. Written 15 years ago or so.

What in the world does this have to do with anything?
 
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