Holdimhook
Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Jun 26, 2005
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> On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with<br />> great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Catholic<br />> husband had settled down on the couch.<br />> <br />> When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he<br />> replied, "It's Lent."<br />> <br />> In tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever<br />> heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?
