Ken's solution to illegal immigration

[kenimpzoom]

OK, here is my solution to the illegal immigration "drain on the system" problem.<br /><br />When an illegal immigrant gets schooling, food stamps, welfare, medical care or whatever, we send the bill to their home country.<br /><br />Something tells me those countries would build walls to prevent illegals from getting into the USA pretty fast. <br /><br />Ken

 

[Haut Medoc]

Re: Ken's solution to illegal immigration

Well, Ken...Sounds good, but.....<br />I don't think it will work....<br />We can't get half of the countries to pay back loans from the IMF.....<br />We could bill them & then forgive the bill....<br />You know.....<br />Like we do with the loans! ......JK

 

[kenimpzoom]

Re: Ken's solution to illegal immigration

We could deduct the amount from the money we already give them. <br /><br />Ken

 

[txswinner]

Re: Ken's solution to illegal immigration

If they do not pay we can send in troops and overthrow the government and get their oil so we can reduce gas prices. Now I am on the RIGHT track.

 

[Haut Medoc]

Re: Ken's solution to illegal immigration

You mean like Iraq? It won't work.....<br />I wouldn't mind seeing "W" put some pressure on the Saudis to bump up production though.....JK

 

[Haut Medoc]

Re: Ken's solution to illegal immigration

Sorry Ken, but no......<br />We would still be in the 'red' .....JK

 

[kenimpzoom]

Re: Ken's solution to illegal immigration

Man you guys are rough. <br /><br />Ken

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

Re: Ken's solution to illegal immigration

Are we taking the oil from Iraq without their consent? What do we have, big tankers filling up and bringing it back here?

 

[Haut Medoc]

Re: Ken's solution to illegal immigration

I like the idea, but we would never collect......<br />Although I have an alternate idea that might work......<br />How about we get the illegal immigrants & their employers to pay taxes? <br /><br />Nah, a hare-brained scheme like that would never work!

 

[Haut Medoc]

Re: Ken's solution to illegal immigration

Dave, we should be!<br />I believe that was part of the plan....<br />Oil would finance Iraqi freedom.....JK

 

[gonefishie]

Re: Ken's solution to illegal immigration

<br />When an illegal immigrant gets schooling, food stamps, welfare, medical care or whatever, we send the bill to their home country.<br /><br />

How about we deny them of those benefit doesn't matter if they're old, infant or sick or whatever? Close down the border for good and set up automatic guns like area 51, will be shot when they get close enough.

 

[RubberFrog]

Re: Ken's solution to illegal immigration

Maybe we should just nuke the border.

 

[kenimpzoom]

Re: Ken's solution to illegal immigration

Originally posted by gonefishie:<br />

<br />When an illegal immigrant gets schooling, food stamps, welfare, medical care or whatever, we send the bill to their home country.<br /><br />

How about we deny them of those benefit doesn't matter if they're old, infant or sick or whatever? Close down the border for good and set up automatic guns like area 51, will be shot when they get close enough.

Because our politcians dont have the spine to do this. My solution is the weasel way. This way we can blame the home countries for not paying. Everyone wins!!!! Except we still wont get paid.<br /><br />Ken

 

[bootle]

Re: Ken's solution to illegal immigration

How about deducting the cost from the salaries from our elected officials?

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

Re: Ken's solution to illegal immigration

Originally posted by Haut Medoc:<br /> Dave, we should be!<br />I believe that was part of the plan....<br />Oil would finance Iraqi freedom.....JK

Sooooo if were NOT taking their oil....why all the rants about "this war is all for the oil".<br />Could that mean the war is NOT about the oil?<br />Who knows...maybe the war is about fighting terrorism..hence "The war on terror". Wouldn't that be a hoot? <br />When you say "we should be" does that mean you are FOR beating up the Iraqis and stealing their oil?

 

[txswinner]

Re: Ken's solution to illegal immigration

Hey what are nuclear weapons for anyway. Couple here couple there we could get things straight.

 

[Kenneth Brown]

Re: Ken's solution to illegal immigration

The times that some of ya'll southpaws are joking are when ya make the most sense.

 

[KaGee]

Re: Ken's solution to illegal immigration

Originally posted by Kenneth Brown:<br /> The times that some of ya'll southpaws are joking are when ya make the most sense.

Truer words never spoken Brother Brown...Amen.

 

[ufm82]

Re: Ken's solution to illegal immigration

There is a simple way to cure the illegal problem. You eliminate the lure. <br /><br /> Employers will be fined a minimum $10,000 for hiring an illegal. And for EACH illegal they hire. That will quickly kill the demand for cheap, illegal labor when it no longer is cheap. That will dry up the labor lure. <br /><br /> No illegal will be elgigible for ANY type of benefit. Welfare, food assistance, medical, citizenship, etc. PERIOD. No exceptions, no shortcuts, no way around things. You ask, what will the people do? They'll go back home where they came from. They're here now because they've got it better than at home. Make it worse and they will leave. <br /><br /> Unfortunately there's not a soul in a position of power that would ever suggest this, much less implement it. We'd rather watch the country disintegrate than "offend" someone.<br /><br />UFM82

 

[gonefishie]

Re: Ken's solution to illegal immigration

<br />How about deducting the cost from the salaries from our elected officials? <br /><br />

Ah hah! another BRILLIANT idea! but it ain't gonna happen.