Re: Kneeboarding - can't get on
This year, we taught everyone who wanted to try, how to kneeboard. We had a system that worked for people older and bigger than you:
We would tell the new boarder to NOT GET UP...just let the boat pull you on the board on your stomach, at about 12-15 mph--gps (hard on the boat driver, but pretty easy for the prospective kneeboarder). Only danger here is waves, because the board may bounce at speeds above 12 mph, so if the driver sees waves they should slow a little. We would tow them all around the lake on their stomach for at least 5 minutes, before we would gradually work the boat speed to about 15-16-17 mph, no more. Finally, after this much time, at any speed above 15 mph (with calm water ahead), we would signal the rider to "climb up", and they would do this by just slowly crawling on their knees and elbows, up onto the board. The secret here was to stay on your 2 knees AND 2 elbows, to help stable the board. Sounds simple, but it worked for my wife's friend who never kneeboarded at 45 (and is out of shape) and kids as young as 6.
Beach start is REALLY easy, and this year my sons best friend and I got up on the kneeboard TOGETHER this way, with him on my shoulders!!! (If you are wondering, we did it first try, but IT WAS NOT EASY...I was towed under water--face douche--for at least 50 yards, and I thought for sure we were going to break the rope) You should have seen the looks we got from the other boaters. They stared at us so long they could have crashed.
Tim