Leave my chocolate chip cookies alone

[Tyme2fish]

My son,Jeffrey, ate all my chocolate chip cookies!! Damn,it Jeffrey!! I think Jeff was 5 years old before he realized his first name wasn't damn-it. He ate an entire carton two nights ago so I got out my hidden stash and damn if he didn't eat all those too,minus the three I consumed. Damnit Jeffrey!!

I don't know if it will have any effect, but I had a "talk" with my 31 year old son tonight after I discovered my tragic loss and told him that if he's hungry to fix a damn peanut butter sandwich and leave my cookies alone. You don't make a meal out of my cookies. Look in the fridge for all the left overs and leave my cookies alone.
DAMNIT JEFFREY!!!

:Cry:

 

[81_chapparel194]

Re: Leave my chocolate chip cookies alone

you sound like me.. but my kids are still young 8&13 so i tend to let them have the last cookies... but a package of choc chip cookies doesnt last long around my house.. i could live off of milk and cookies.. my kids doesnt know just how much santa appreciates cookies and milk around here..

 

[dwco5051]

Re: Leave my chocolate chip cookies alone

We have two walk-in pantrys and it is neat to be able to close the door behind me and eat from my stash out of sight of the grandkids. No more just turning my back on them and pretending there is nothing in my mouth.

I heard a fellow on the radio one day say if he just had a TV and a lounge chair is his pantry he would never leave it.

 

[southkogs]

Re: Leave my chocolate chip cookies alone

I have a 13 year old stomach. It moves around the house on some sneakers that I bought it. Sometimes it disguises itself as a boy ...

... sending him to college is gonna' be a tradeoff just in grocery savings. And the kid is skinny as a rail!

 

[JB]

Re: Leave my chocolate chip cookies alone

Ahhhh. One more advantage of living alone.

 

[coolbri70]

Re: Leave my chocolate chip cookies alone

i tried to solve a similar problem with my wife by bringing home more cookies than she could eat. i have to have my sweets, but i eat a couple and move on, she has to eat them till she is stuffed or they are all gone. 40 pounds later she accuses me of making her fat:facepalm: so she tried to ban cookies from the house. at this point id had enough, told her that if she kept trying to eat all the cookies she would pop like the guy in the monty python movie. theatened to spend my entire pay on cookies so i keep my cookies at work now in my toolbox, guess i caved

 

[Fishing Dude too]

Re: Leave my chocolate chip cookies alone

I solved the cookie problem I baked moster cookies an everyone but me leaves them alone.

 

[korygrandy]

Re: Leave my chocolate chip cookies alone

LOL... I don't buy junk food at my house but for some reason my parents love buying it so I go over there and eat my mom's oreo's and my dad's cheetos. I am coincidentally 31 but my name is not Damnit Jeffrey.

 

[RogersJetboat454]

Re: Leave my chocolate chip cookies alone

told her that if she kept trying to eat all the cookies she would pop like the guy in the monty python movie.

"It's just a thin Wayyyferrr"

 

[Tyme2fish]

Re: Leave my chocolate chip cookies alone

Damnit Jeffrey just came in the door and presented me with two boxes of chocolate chip cookies, extra crunchy!! I might have to change his name to Iloveyou Jeffrey.