Lets Lighten' Up

[Reyny]

A man was laying on his couch watching TV with his wife one evening. He turned and looked at his wife and said honey I want us to make a Living Will.

I want mine to state that I never want to live in a vegetative state.

I do not want to be a vegetable .

If anything happens to me please promise me that you will not allow them to connect me to machine and pour foreign liquids into my body.

With that his wife got up unplugged the TV and threw his beer out the window.

Ray

 

[JRJ]

Re: Lets Lighten' Up

Good 1

 

[ricksrster]

Re: Lets Lighten' Up

Another woman trying to ruin a man's day.

 

[puddle jumper]

Re: Lets Lighten' Up

You mean un pluged the computer and threw the mouse out the window.

BACK AWAY FROM THE BEER

 

[Bigprairie1]

Re: Lets Lighten' Up

A man was laying on his couch watching TV with his wife one evening. He turned and looked at his wife and said honey I want us to make a Living Will.

I want mine to state that I never want to live in a vegetative state.

I do not want to be a vegetable .

If anything happens to me please promise me that you will not allow them to connect me to machine and pour foreign liquids into my body.

With that his wife got up unplugged the TV and threw his beer out the window.

Ray

....now this is important...what is Coor's beer? if so....things are looking up.

 

[Bigprairie1]

Re: Lets Lighten' Up

....ok that said. Reyn's point about lightening up isn't all bad. The flat earth society dividing the planet earth into (just) Republicans or (just) Democrats...is a little small.
It's a big ol' planet...take it on, there's lot'so good people out there.

 

[Reyny]

Re: Lets Lighten' Up

Food On the table......Miss anything...girlfriend in bed

 

[Bigprairie1]

Re: Lets Lighten' Up

Food On the table......Miss anything...girlfriend in bed

Good question Reyny...but no....didn't miss that one. Wife in bed, girlfriend not required....all good.