Re: Little Rant
When I worked there, those of us that knew our stuff used to like to mess with the customers some if they gave us too much crap. NEVER did a day go by that some 3rd grade dropout would not come in and say something like this "Yeah...ah needs a corbrader fer a three-fitty shevee". Well...anyone who knows anything about engines, knows that there are way more than one "corbrader" that will fit, and if you want one exactly like what you have, you need to know the year and model it came from. So this was an everyday conversation:
JimBob Redneckerson: "Yeah...ah needs a corbrader fer a three-fitty shevee"
Me: "ok...what year is that engine?"
JBR: "Well hell...it dont make no damn differnce. They's all tha same."
Me: "Oh? Well then it won't matter which one I grab off the shelf then will it?"
JBR: "I dun teld you they's all tha same."
Me: "Be right back sir. Now you realize that once you run gas through this thing its yours. Make sure it is exactly like yours before you install it and run gas through it. OK? Make sure your linkages are the same, and make sure you don't need an adapter of any kind."
JBR: "It's a shevee three-fitty. Thar ain't no damn differnce in 'em!"
JBR gets his carburetor, goes home, and the new one does not match. He says it dont matter, so he puts it on, modifies the baseplate to make it work, fabs up some stupid linkages that are not even close, then he tries to run his car...which instantly puts gas in the bowls, and makes it non-returnable unless defective...and even then as an exchange for same part number only item. JBR gets pissed, rips the "defective" carb off he engine and brings it back to the store, and begins his tie raid about how stupid all us parts guys are, and how he wants his money back for this "defective" carb. I would wait for this, and smile graciously and remind him that it was in fact a carb for a three fifty Chevy engine, but obviously NOT the one in his vehicle. There are, in fact, at least 50 different part numbers for those carbs. No, you can't have your money back because you ran fuel through it and modified it, so since "they's all tha same", take it back home and make it work. Have a nice day sir, and you come back!