Lololol

[Daddypleo]

A blonde is rowing a rowboat through a corn field, a 2nd blonde walks up, and shouts,"Its blondes like you that make us look bad, if I could swim, I'd slap you!

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I went to the river. I saw a blonde on the other side. I asked the blonde, "how do I get to the other side?" The blonde said," you ARE on the other side!"

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Two women are in a building when the power goes out. The blonde says "I better call home because who knows how long we could be trapped on this escalator."

 

[metalwizard]

Re: Lololol

LOLOLOL


A blonde goes to work with her new Thermos, she brags to her co-workers How it can keep hot stuff hot for hours and cold stuff cold for hours...

One of the workers speaks up and asks her what she has in there?

"A cup of coffee and two popsicles!!"

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A blonde is out camping when a fire starts.... she gets her cellphone and calls 911.

911 asks what the problem is?

Blond "there is a fire out here someone needs to get here to put it out..."

911 "OK ma'am How do we get there??"

Blond "Duh... big red truck..."

 

[Tig]

Re: Lololol

I went to the river. I saw a blonde on the other side. I asked the blonde, "how do I get to the other side?" The blonde said," you ARE on the other side

You laugh but I actually had this conversation with a lady who wanted her son to play for my village's Little League team. Although she lived in a town across the river which was the boundary for our league, she insisted she was not on the other side of the river. I finally realized that I was the one on the other side of the river.

 

[Nandy]

Re: Lololol

Ohhhhh, LadyFish is going to get y'all and give y'all time out!!!!

 

[Daddypleo]

Re: Lololol

Dad buys a LIE DETECTOR ROBOT which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!" "What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son. Dad yells "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" Robot then slaps the dad! Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly YOUR son." Robot then slaps the mom!!!!!

 

[Silk]

Re: Lololol

A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Her husband looked stunned. He said "What?"


hehehehe

 

[Silk]

Re: Lololol

am I a thread killer?????

 

[woodsyfeller]

Re: Lololol

A termite walks into a tavern and says "Is the bar tender here?"