Marriage counselor and the kiss<br /><br />A husband and wife go to a counselor after 45 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 45 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on. <br /><br />Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. <br /><br />The counselor turns to the husband and says, "That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?" <br /><br />The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here Monday ! and Wednesday : but the weekend I go hunting. <br /><br /> 
