Men bring life to the world

[BRIAN03]

I was installing pistons in a v-6 Yamaha block today and thought men give life to the world too. Every time we install pistons in a block we bring life and joy to the world. I looked down under my bench where there is a large box of bad pistons. Every engine I have brought back to life. It has made someone very happy. Women give birth we bring life to the world too. Every time we bring an engine to life. I always cant wait till they come to life. You sit there and listen to the first rotations its a great feeling.

 

[Trent]

Re: Men bring life to the world

Sort of like losing your virginity.

 

[tylerin]

Re: Men bring life to the world

How true, I gave life to my toilet last week

 

[BRIAN03]

Re: Men bring life to the world

I went to the tool department at Lowes. All the men in the tool department never spoke to each other there were nods along the way. Each had a mission. Each one was going to bring life to something. The men were all holding and looking at there future new power tools like new borns. Then my thought was (its great to be a man). My women doesnt understand the fascination of tools,engines,nitrocars,prostreetcars or loud exhaust. They will never understand how many things we bring to life.

 

[OBJ]

Re: Men bring life to the world

Hate ta' rain on your parade Brian...But....<br /><br />They are still one up on us cause we, as men, will never know what it's like to bring "real life" into the world.