OK I didnt see Mondays yet. So I am going to start it I hope you dont mind...<br /><br />A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the<br />middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the<br />rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well<br />as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.<br /><br />Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.<br />The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman<br />driving down the highway sees a man crying at the side of the road and pulls<br />over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong?<br />"I feel terrible, he explains, I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."<br />The blonde says, "Don't worry."<br />She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp,<br />dead rabbit, bends down and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit<br />jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.<br />Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down<br />the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and<br />waves and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops off out of sight.<br />The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in<br />that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"<br />The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.<br />It says.....<br />Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave.
