More Blonde Jokes

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JGREGORY

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:D :D :D <br /><br />A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.<br /><br />The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump."The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50.<br /><br />The brunette says, "I can't accept this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then." "No, you have to take it," says the blonde.<br /><br />"I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again."
 

bubbakat

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I can hear the sand stirring all the way down in texas<br /> you guys are in for a bad day :D :D
 

LadyFish

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I can never hear enough blonde jokes?
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<br /><br />I have to ask myself why. Self, why do I refrain from male bashing and posting dumb men jokes.
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<br /><br />When things slow up here at work, y'all will get a little taste of a Texas Tornado.
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aspeck

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Specks and jgregory, you gone done and did it this time! You boys is in a heap of trouble and we get to watch! :D
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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I get to goad!<br /><br />Ladyfish, you know why brunettes like their hair color?<br /><br />Hides the dirt!<br /><br /> :D :D :D
 

crunch

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Sad but true... sad but true.......


But there is one bright spot, we have the HOTD thread 8)
 

Firestar

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A blonde calls 911 to report a fire. The operator asks " How do we get there?"....Blonbe replies...." DA... Big Red Truck."
 

Reel Poor

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Two blondes are walking down the street.
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ricksrster

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Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
 
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