JoeW
Senior Chief Petty Officer
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After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise. He was greeted by George<br />Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you attack<br />the nation I helped conceive!"<br /><br />Patrick Henry punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end<br />America's liberty, but you failed."<br /><br />James Madison appeared, kicked him in the crotch, and said, "This is why I<br />allowed the government to provide for the common defense."<br /><br />Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from James Randolph, James<br />Monroe, Thomas Jefferson and 66 other early Americans. As he writhed in<br />pain on the ground, an angel appeared. Bin Laden said, "This was not what I<br />was promised!!!"<br /><br />The angel replied, " I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for<br />you. What did you think I said?" 
