littlerayray
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What is the proper ceremony when naming your boat I don't want to anger the sea gods and have bad luck
My balance ain't good enough for thatYou must stand on your head with your right arm and left leg at 90 degree angles to your body. Then you recite the nursery rhyme "Row, Row, Row your boat" 3 times while humming Christopher Cross' "Sailing Away." After that you can do whatever you want (because everyone in attendance will be laughing so hard at you it really won't matter)!:lol:
Not wanting to anger Neptune or wanting to take a chance on it, you should go authentic and use copious quantities of RUM. You may want to feed guests some hardtack. Old salts never had champagne