Need a fun saying

[jlgab345]

Want to get window clings for my boating friends, saw a fun saying the other day, but wanted to see if anyone had one better....

"All my drinking friends have boating problems"

 

[Bigperch]

Re: Need a fun saying

"Which is it?
Do all fishermen lie?
Or are all liars fishermen?"

 

[J. Howard]

Re: Need a fun saying

"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends."

I'm also fond of: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

 

[BaylinerCapri1331]

Re: Need a fun saying

" Do you have a Drinking Problem??? Yes when I run out of Beer."

 

[nuboat2me]

Re: Need a fun saying

" Do you have a Drinking Problem??? Yes when I run out of Beer."

Me???

Nope...
1. Get drunk...
2. Fall down...
3. Get back up...

No problem....

 

[MrsBoatinOkie]

Re: Need a fun saying

This saying could be changed to suit many various needs. I will apply it to boating in this instance.

"To boat or not to boat? That's a pretty dumb question!"

The rest are funny one's I've seen around mostly on t-shirts.

"This boat runs on gas, not thank you's"

"Note to self: check drain plug"

"Priorities
1. Boating
2. Everything else"

 

[Home Cookin']

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I don't know what a "window cling" is, but here are a few:
B.O.A.T. Break Out Another Thousand

A bad day fishing is better than a good day working

early to bed and early to rise
fish all day and make up lies

Paddle faster--I hear banjo music

Old fishermen never die--they just smell that way

Fish fear me

 

[26aftcab454]

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" you can drink all day if you don't start in the morning"

 

[HAV2FISH]

Re: Need a fun saying

It was this BIG

 

[tgell001]

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" you can drink all day if you don't start in the morning"

I know that one as "you can't drink all day if you dont start early" but same difference, you get the same point across that " I drink as soon as the toothpaste taste is gone from my mouth" haha (nothing worse then toothpaste and budweiser