Reel Poor
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:<br />A half-gallon of 2% milk,<br />A carton of eggs,<br />A quart of orange juice,<br />A head of romaine lettuce,<br />A 26 oz can of coffee,<br />And a 1 lb. package of bacon.<br /><br />As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.<br /><br />While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."<br /><br />The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelicts intuition, since she was indeed single.<br /><br />She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.<br /><br />Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"<br /><br />The drunk replied, <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"Cause you're ugly." 
