Re: New $400 Tube Lasted 1 1/2 trips. Repairable?
Yup, if the gubmint didn't sign off on it, then surely it's unsafe!
Haven't you guys heard? It's the government's JOB to make decisions for you, and if they didn't say it was safe, well then damnit, it's not safe!



And surely if there's a product out there with brighter colors, that's marketed in a shiny package with pictures of children having fun, it's a MUCH safer product, than one that comes in a plain brown box, for about 1/10 the price.
The fact that the shiny product only lasts 1 use... that's a safety feature as well.
Yup, if the gubmint didn't sign off on it, then surely it's unsafe!
Haven't you guys heard? It's the government's JOB to make decisions for you, and if they didn't say it was safe, well then damnit, it's not safe!
And surely if there's a product out there with brighter colors, that's marketed in a shiny package with pictures of children having fun, it's a MUCH safer product, than one that comes in a plain brown box, for about 1/10 the price.
The fact that the shiny product only lasts 1 use... that's a safety feature as well.