new method cleaning the toilet

tashasdaddy

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This is simply too much of a time saver not to share.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up, and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
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Sincerely,
The Dog
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KurtG

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Re: new method cleaning the toilet

That was great and befitting of our two dogs and newly introduced cat. They are jealous and I'm sure they'd enjoy her being flushed.
 

wildmaninal

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Re: new method cleaning the toilet

LOL.....After seeing our cat fall into the toilet with my own eyes, she immediatly exited the toilet like a bolt of lightning. She didn't go very far though, she just ran right outside of the bathroom door, she stopped and then looked up at me while I was LMAO at her. I just picked her up and gave her a bath right then and there. I believe that's the most gentle she has ever been while giving her a bath, she must of actually appreciated it.

Then she has fallen in the dog's big water tub. She props her front paws up on the top of the tub, then leans over to get a drink when the water level is low.
 

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Re: new method cleaning the toilet

As a card carrying member of the ASPCA, PITA, NRA, WWF, Green Peace, The Sierra Club, Ducks Unlimited, AKC, ASDR, NAFTA, Sams Club, Cosco, MADD, DAMM, BAMM, LOL, and WTF I an horrified at your posting TD. And if I were not so busy laughing as I C&P forwards I would find someone to report this to. :D:D
 

JB

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Re: new method cleaning the toilet

Wiping tears. Best laugh in a while.

Thanks, TD. :)
 

new_boater

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Re: new method cleaning the toilet

roflmao:D:D:D

is this from the redneck cleaning service manual

Thanks TD that was the best thing i have heard in a while , cant wait to get home and tell the it to the dog:p
 

chiefalen

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Re: new method cleaning the toilet

Couldn't wait till the kids got home for this one, they are on the floor crackin up.
 

fishrdan

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Sooo, what are you supposed to do if you don't have any cats :confused:

Borrow the neighbors :D
 

tashasdaddy

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Re: new method cleaning the toilet

that is what strays are for, just feed one, once or twice. auto toilet cleaner.
 

levittownnick

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Re: new method cleaning the toilet

That is not funny! I fell off the chair laughing and my co-workers are looking at me cause I can't stop laughing. I need an antidote. I like cats, and not just for dinner.
 

tashasdaddy

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Re: new method cleaning the toilet

i have 2 cats, neither are toilet cleaners.
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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Re: new method cleaning the toilet

Do you think they would be good for cleaning ducts out?
 

tashasdaddy

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"Do you think they would be good for cleaning ducts out?" what about a fat furry cat and an aggressive Chihuahua, or a long hair dachshund.
 

mphy98

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i don't care who you are, that's funny right there :D
 

Bard1

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Re: new method cleaning the toilet

Thats awesome. I'm gunna volunteer clean the toilet !!
 

jcsercsa

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Re: new method cleaning the toilet

HAHAHAHA Do i really have to open the lid ??? hahaha
 
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