No Smoking Section

[SoulWinner]

Is the "No Smoking Section" of a bar or restaurant like a "No Peeing Section" in a public swimming pool??

 

[KennyKenCan]

Re: No Smoking Section

Whats a "No Smoking Section"?<br /><br />No such thing here where I live!<br /><br />All Bars & Resturants are "No Smoking"!!<br /><br />As far as the "No Peeing Section" of the public pool...the public pool by me is all designated a "Peeing Section", thats why I don't go there!<br /><br />Kenny

 

[Homerr]

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Yea..no smoking section. What a joke. Try to stop second hand smoke from wandering about.<br /><br />Oregon is finally realized this, and has started making all restaurants and such, totally non-smoking.<br /><br />'Bout time too. I'm a non-smoker and proud of it. If a smoker wants to trash his lungs, so be it...Your choice.<br />Just don't make the non-smoker ruin his lungs too. In my opinion of course.<br /><br />As far as peeing in the pool? I just hang around with all the 4 and 5 year olds at the shallow end. For some reason the water is warmer where they are? <br /><br />H.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: No Smoking Section

Ahh, yes, I can see sales of HEPA SUIT going thru the roof now.

 

[Ralph 123]

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Maybe you could make it waterproof and sell it for dual use - pee and smoke! I bet you could sell a million on eBay

 

[Bassy]

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My Grandfather( bless his soul, he died in 2000 at the ripe age of 99) had a saying on the fence of the reservoir we used to swim in. Not sure if I have it correct, but it was something like this: "I don't pee in your drinking water, so please don't pee in my pool". I think I missed a part, but you get the jest. He is truely missed!<br />- What is HEPA SUIT?

 

[GodsBeast]

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Dad had the ole sign at his pool, which said, "Welcome to our ool, notice there is no P in it, please keep it that way"!

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: No Smoking Section

Bassy, glad you ask.<br />The hepa suit is a suit I designed for the people that were not allowed to smoke anywhere.<br />I have since redesigned it to hold up to 1 gallon of "liquid".<br />Now in this first shot, you will notice hose running to mouth thru air tight helmet so you can smoke in piece and all the bad air is being sucked back out into and thru, that's right, a hepa filter which I will show in a minute.<br />

<br />Now in this shot you will notice extra large hose for them chain smokers.<br />

<br />Now this shot shows route of hose to hepa filter.<br />

<br />And this shot is of discharge hose that you use to get rid of "everything" at a waste disposal site.<br />

<br />This shows route of hose for non-smokers.<br />

<br />This one shows extra thick 90mil. suit to protect you against all the smoke so it don't get on your clothes.<br />

<br />And this is to show that I do truely use a HEPA FILTER<br />

<br />Anymore questions? Just ask.

 

[FLATHEAD]

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Spinner I think them thar aliuns done gave you thet suit. You know for when you go vistin em and such.

 

[eurolarva]

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Our sign say We dont swim in your potty please dont pee in our pool<br /><br />

 

[perchjerker]

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Yeah you still get second hand smoke and second hand pee.

 

[oddjob]

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phewwwwwwwwwwwwwww......ack! ack!<br /><br />Hey fellas where is the non smoking section in the great outdoors?<br /><br />What of all those little critters that must indure humane and mother nature? what about their rights!<br /><br />What about burning Charcoal ack!ump!hump! hurts my throat...<br /><br />I say we outlaw fireplaces....**** things are behind the times and dangerous!<br /><br />Hey maybe thats why I truly love camping, hunting, and fishing...I mean,I cant run into the anti-smoking brigade out there.. least I havn't yet....<br />well, I guess theres always something to look forward to.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Hey oddjob, it's just that the dang greenies ain't thought about it yet.<br /><br />But just in case I am packing my hepa suit.

 

[Carphunter]

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C'mon Ralph, I know you have more to say then that!

 

[oddjob]

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Hey SBN, can we get a close up of you model collection in the background? Don't mean to be nosey, but I was just looking around, besides I already seen your bathroom and backyard

 

[wikelam]

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SBN its seems you must be retired, cause it seems that you have Way too much time on your hands to come up with that. Hilarious!!!