One of the local coast guard guys tells a story about a guy who called and was lost (on a fairly big boat). The CG asked him if he had charts. He replied "Yes, but they're in the dishwasher now!"<br /><br />Even if the above story is apocrophal, I eyewitnessed this other one: Was having lunch at a dock-in restaurant - Maine coast - where there are more ins and outs and hazards than you can imagine. Saw a boat with 4 people close to overloaded approach dock - they ran into dock after 3 tries, tied lines all wrong, etc. Then they get out and go to lunch. As I passed his boat on the way to mine, I saw his "chart": Rand McNally Road Map of Maine. It wasn't even a recent one.