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Ron G

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Im doing the ham this christmas for the wifes family how about giving me some good reciepts.i did one last year rubbed down in mustard and basted with coke.it was very good just thought i would get some ideas from you guys because ya'll got some good reciepts.thanks
 

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I like a smoked ham, or one done in the oven with brown sugar rubbed on it, basted in 7up and with pineapple rings stuck on it everywhere.
 

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Do it the way you've done it with the following changes. Lightly score the skin criss-cross with a sharp knife and insert a clove at each score intersection. After cooking, coat with maple syrup and brown sugar. Glaze syrup and sugar with a propane torch that has a flame spreader attachment.
 

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Pony said:
or one done in the oven with brown sugar rubbed on it, basted in 7up and with pineapple rings stuck on it everywhere.

Very good way to do it - makes it moist and tender. Very good flavor.
 

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Def score it as BB says, then try this if you really want to impress them

PINEAPPLE GLAZED HAM
If you buy a boneless ham, you'll still have the same amount of meat to eat, about 10 to 12 pounds (because the bone accounts for about 4 pounds). The bottom line is that the recipe directions are the same, regardless of the cut of ham.

1 smoked bone-in Virginia ham (14 to 16 pounds)
4 cups pineapple juice
1-inch piece fresh ginger, peeled and sliced
4 cloves of garlic, peeled and smashed
12 to 16 whole cloves
1/4 cup Dijon mustard
1 cup light-brown sugar
About 10 pineapple rings
About 10 maraschino cherries

1. Combine the pineapple juice, ginger, and garlic in a saucepan. Bring to a boil, reduce the heat to medium-low and simmer 25 minutes, reducing the liquid by half (to 2 cups). Strain and reserve.
2. Preheat the oven to 350°F.

3. Carefully trim the thick rind and all but 1/4 inch of fat from the surface of the ham. With a sharp knife, score a diamond pattern and insert the cloves at the crossed points of the diamonds.

4. Set the ham in a shallow baking pan. Brush the mustard all over the top. Pat the sugar atop the mustard.

5. Starting at the butt end, decoratively arrange the pineapple rings, securing with cherries and toothpicks in the centers, working toward the bone. Pour the reserved pineapple juice into the bottom of the pan and place in the oven.

6. Bake for 1 1/2 hours, basting every 15 minutes.

7.When the ham is done, place it on a serving platter and let rest for 15 minutes. Carve into thin slices, beginning at the butt end. Serve warm with pan sauce alongside. Remove the pineapple slices and cherries as you carve and serve them with the ham.

If you don't use the recipe at least garnish it with pinapple slices, cloves and cherries! d:)
 

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I mentioned this last year I think. As a garnish, take some Grape jelly and mix equally with Mustard. You can use plane-Jane examples of each. Don't use a blender etc. as it looks good a little clumpy. I use a fork. Just serve it like you would Cranberry sauce with Turkey. Looks cool on the plate and people think it's some gourmet sauce. I just tried it real quick with Blueberry preserves and standard French's Yellow mustard, worked fine. I actually like it straight . . . :%

BTW, what's the difference between "preserves" and Jam?
 

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1. Get a chunk of dead cow.

2. Get it hot.

3. Serve with a jar of 1976 Medoc red.

4. Enjoy.

8)
 

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JB said:
1. Get a chunk of dead cow.

2. Get it hot.

3. Serve with a jar of 1976 Medoc red.

4. Enjoy.

8)

Man if you can find a ham in a chunk of dead cow........you could be rich! 8)


For me ham is best served with a couple of spoonfuls of the hottest horseraddish sauce you can find.
 

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enough hams - here's my signature shrimp ring appetizer, unbelievably good.

11 oz. cream cheese
3 tbl mayonnaise
1 lb or more shrimp, boiled and diced (I recommend Zatarain's shrimp boil)
diced bell pepper, 1 each red, green and yellow
1/2 cup diced celery
1 purple onion, diced
2 eggs, boiled and diced
juice of 1/2 lemon
3 tsp tabasco
1/2 tsp cayenne pepper (or more if desired)
salt to taste
1 package plain gelatin
3 tbls water

Stir the cream cheese & mayo until well-mixed.
Dissolve the gelatin in the water, heat (10 seconds in the microwave), let it to cool a little then add it to the mixture.
Add remaining ingredients.
Put it in a mold, refrigerate for an hour or so then turn it out. I like to use a ring-shaped mold hence the name "shrimp ring".
 
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Pony said:
JB said:
1. Get a chunk of dead cow.

2. Get it hot.

3. Serve with a jar of 1976 Medoc red.

4. Enjoy.

8)

Man if you can find a ham in a chunk of dead cow........you could be rich! 8)


For me ham is best served with a couple of spoonfuls of the hottest horseraddish sauce you can find.

Ok, this is monumental. All things come to he who waits.

JB tried to smoke a ham, but he couldn't keep it lit.
 

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Honey and Mustard Glazed Yorkshire ham.

I build large industrial ovens for cooking hams, I have sampled many and this is the best!!

Place your ham in a cooking bag (rind on)
Cook in hot water very very slowly. The water temp needs to be about 89C, when finished the internal temp of the ham needs to be 79C depending on the size of the ham this will take between 8-9hrs, when cooked place the ham (still in the bag) under cold running water to cool. This allows the ham to re absorbe some of the juices that have cooked out.
When cool remove the bag and derind the ham, be carefull not to remove the fat layer under the rind, score the fat in a dimond pattern and cover with a glaze made from equal parts clear honey and english mustard (it must be proper Coalmanns English mustard). Pre heat the oven to 250C and bake the ham untill the glaze is almost burnt, be very careful not to let it go to far.

Trust me this ham is better than sex.
 

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RPJS said:
Trust me this ham is better than sex.

If this is true, you have just given all men the secret to life. I guess this assumes that the urge would also be statisfied . . . :devil: Think about it, all we would need is an umlimited supply of ham and boats.
 

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You don't take a ham sandwich to a banquet.......do you?
 

QC

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And I wouldn't need to take a woman to a brothel either . . . :confused:
 

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QC said:
And I wouldn't need to take a woman to a brothel either . . . :confused:

But I would take a ham sandwich.........in case I'm hungary later.........
 

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d:)d:)d:)d:)d:)d:)d:)d:)d:)d:)i knew ya'll come threw,i am going to do your garnish this year QC.keep them coming.is the sandwich like going out for hamburger when theres steak at home.d:)Jtexas thats sounds good too.
 

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Have tried QC's garnish. I liked it. Wife did not like the looks of it, but said the taste was okay. However, didn't want more because of the looks.
 

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never mind..........
thought it said crooks..........
then doing the ham.................... :%
 

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Ham is dead pig. I didn't mention dead pig. That is Pony's idea.

Never tried to smoke a ham. Too heavy. Smoked venison, salmon, turkey, jerky. All were yummy.

Techno doesn't understand, he stays lit all the time.8)
 
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