KeltonKrew
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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.<br />A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"<br />Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"<br />The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.<br /><br />The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"<br /><br />"No," he replied, "arthritis."
