SpinnerBait_Nut
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People, I have great respect for older women, but Andy Rooney summed it up the best. Read on.<br /><br /> Andy Rooney says: <br />"As I grow in age, I value older women most of all.<br />Here are just a few reasons why: <br />An older woman will never wake you in the middle of<br />the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you<br />think. <br />An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured<br />in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past<br />the age of 50 give a damn what you might think about her. <br />An older single woman usually has had her fill of<br />"meaningful relationships" and "commitment." The last thing she needs in<br />her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover! <br />Older women are dignified. They seldom have a<br />screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive<br />restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot<br />you if they think they can get away with it. <br />Most older women cook well. They care about<br />cleanliness and are generous with praise, often undeserved. <br />An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you<br />to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even<br />her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.<br />Older women couldn't care less. <br />Women get psychic as they age. You never have to<br />confess your sins to an older woman. They always know. <br />An older woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick.<br />This is not true of younger women or drag queens. <br />Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell<br />you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. <br />Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of reasons.<br />Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,<br />well-coifed babe of 70 there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants<br />making a fool of himself with some <br />22 year old waitress. <br />Ladies, I apologize for all of us. That men are<br />genetically inferior is no secret. Count your blessings that we die off<br />at a far younger age, leaving you the best part of your lives to<br />appreciate the exquisite woman you've become, without the distraction of<br />some demanding old man clinging and whining his way into your serenity," <br />signed:<br />Andy Rooney 