1. <br /> 2. <br /> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they <br />> >> > > don't stop to ask directions) <br />> >> > > <br />> >> > > 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? <br />> >> > > <br />> >> > > <br />> >> > > (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) <br />> >> > > <br />> >> > > <br />5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? <br />> >> > > > >> > > <br />> >> > > <br />6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? <br />> >> > > (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) <br />> >> > > <br />> >> > > 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't <br />> >> > > know.....it never happened) <br />> >> > > <br />> >> > >( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And my personal <br />> >> > >favorite: <br />> >> > > <br />> >> > > 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? <br />> >> > > > >> > > <br />> >> > > <br />> >> > > Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in <br />> >> > > your <br />> >> > <br />> >> > > heart......Then you are just an old sour fart. <br />> >> > >
