Passing the hat for a good cause

[wildbill59]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.<br />Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and<br />asks, "What happened?"<br /><br />"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson,<br />and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they<br />are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going<br />from car to car, taking up a collection."<br /><br />The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"<br /><br />"About a gallon."<br /><br /><br />Bet ya'll thought it was something serious.

 

[Reel Poor]

Re: Passing the hat for a good cause

I'll donate a couple myself.

 

[Haut Medoc]

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You republicans are just plain mean, I say....You got a "Run Jesse run!" sticker on your front bumper, don't ya ....JK

 

[heycods]

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NICE AVATAR CAPITAN POOR. I like it. I can see it now. Get the Wimmin below decks and prepar to fight to the death its Capitan Poor and his band of drunken cutthroats.

 

[wildbill59]

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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened?" asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow."<br /><br />I'm insulted that you called me a Republicrat.

 

[KaGee]

Re: Passing the hat for a good cause

They're not worth the price of gas!

 

[Bondo]

Re: Passing the hat for a good cause

Originally posted by KaGee:<br /> They're not worth the price of gas!

Ayuh,................<br /><br />It's an Old joke,...........<br /><br />It was Alot Funnier when Gas was Cheaper............

 

[Link]

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Your on a roll WB Don't care who you are bashing as long as it's in fun! NO! Wait these are facts! LOL<br />And to think I wasted a gallon of gas!