Put your Boat in You WILL!

Lucrestyle

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Doreen's husband Matt died suddenly one day. Doreen was taking care of the funeral arrangements with the undertaker when she was asked how she wanted Matt's obituary to read.

Doreen asked the undertaker, "How much does an obituary cost?"

The undertaker replied, "One dollar per word."

Doreen then said, "I want the obituary to read: MATT IS DEAD."

The undertaker was an old fishing buddy of Matt's and he was a little disturbed by such a curt obituary, so he offered, "I'll make you a special deal since I knew Matt so well. I'll pay for half of the obituary out of my own pocket."

Doreen's face lit up and she replied, "Great. I want it to read: MATT IS DEAD, BOAT FOR SALE."
 

tashasdaddy

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Re: Put your Boat in You WILL!

hope my other half doesn't see this.
 

JB

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Re: Put your Boat in You WILL!

Augh!! :(
 

Haut Medoc

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Re: Put your Boat in You WILL!

I'm taking mine with me.....:)
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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Re: Put your Boat in You WILL!

Think I'll will mine to a cat shelter for homeless kitties :D
 

QC

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Re: Put your Boat in You WILL!

That's it, just decided, I want to be strapped in at the helm and have the boys sink her! The boat, not the wife . . .
 

v1_0

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Re: Put your Boat in You WILL!

That's it, just decided, I want to be strapped in at the helm and have the boys sink her! The boat, not the wife . . .

Well, if you add a bit of fire - this would be a Viking burial.
 

ANIMAL

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Re: Put your Boat in You WILL!

She could always set it on the ground,punch holes in the bottem,fill it with dirt and plant an herb garden in it. Or you could be like me, nothing to will and nobody to will it to.....ANIMAL :D
 
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