Rabbit on the first of month

ksanksan

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My Grabdfather and Father taught me to say "Rabbit" on the first of every month and I had to say it only once and before noon, in order to have good luck in the month to come. Well I am 58 now and have had a few sour months since meeting a lady friend that says I have it wrong. She says I should say Platypus prior to first sex of month. Sex has been good since changing , but luck has gone downhill. I defer to my comrads== Dump platypus?,Rabbit?, or the lady?<br /><br />Simply put-- is good sex a substitute for good luck? ie No fishing strikes let alone landings?<br /><br />PS I almost had her compromise on "Wart Hog" but then she sobered and thats out of the question now. Help
 

Whaler Proud

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Re: Rabbit on the first of month

Good sex is easy to get (I'm 46) but good luck is tough.<br /><br />I'd go with the rabbit. I'll bet the lady doesn't even notice.
 

Carphunter

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Re: Rabbit on the first of month

Good luck,<br />I have a feeling when the moderators view this post, it will be deleted.<br /><br />This is a family site you know :D
 

Spidybot

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Re: Rabbit on the first of month

I'd opt for both.<br /><br />Luck and sex can't ever replace each other but forms a great combo :)
 

miloman

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Re: Rabbit on the first of month

naw go withthe rabbit because if your lucky that also includes the ladies
 

ksanksan

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Re: Rabbit on the first of month

OK Guys, TODAY IS FIRST OF MONTH--say Rabbit aloud just once before noon. Go back to bed and get LUCKY. See? it works, dosn't it?
 

SoulWinner

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Re: Rabbit on the first of month

Greetings,<br /><br />I have a word that great for me for everything. I say it in the morning, afternoon and night. Have you guessed what it is? Try Jesus :)
 

Jack Shellac

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Re: Rabbit on the first of month

Well SoulWinner, I was going to get in on this until I scrolled down to your post. Can't top that.
 

ksanksan

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Re: Rabbit on the first of month

Yep, that was a show stopper. Not sure why it needed stopping though. Everyone was having fun. <br />GEEZe Soul :confused: :confused:
 

NOSLEEP

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Re: Rabbit on the first of month

Im gonna try platypus for awhile.<br />platypus , there thats a start.... :rolleyes:
 

mikeandronda

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Re: Rabbit on the first of month

Im with soulwinner and jack Try saying " jesus " everyday and whatever happens will have nothing to do with luck :)
 

knobby

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Re: Rabbit on the first of month

I heard HE could walk on water.
 

NOSLEEP

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Re: Rabbit on the first of month

A fine fisherman as well, I'm told.<br />a fisherman of men, that is.
 

knobby

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Re: Rabbit on the first of month

You catch'em, He'll clean 'em...
 

ksanksan

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Re: Rabbit on the first of month

I am turning this fun (mess) gone awry to those that have chrome fish on their cars, Canada and the Southern Bible Bass Belt. I may say Jesus every day, I just did when I read the last few posts. GEEEEZE<br /><br />PS Platypuss and Rabbit, and our own initiatives are for luck, I dont think Jesus Guarantees luck, we mutually serve each other's purpose. As to luck, Jesus just provides understanding of why you have some or none.<br /><br />A man of courage is a majority<br /><br />TTFN, Ksan
 

SoulWinner

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Re: Rabbit on the first of month

Greetings KsanKsan,<br /><br />Sorry to spoil your fun :confused: I wish you many blessings, they are much better than luck.....I think blessings are better than sex, unless your blessed with great sex, then it's a toss. Anyhoo, be blessed :)
 

ksanksan

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Re: Rabbit on the first of month

PEACE SOULWINNER. THATS AN ADMIRABLE POST. THANK YOU. WE BOTH HAVE SAME GOAL, MY PATH HAS A FEW TWISTS AND JOGS- YOURS IS LIKE AN ARROW. IN MY NEXT INCARNATION (hehe) I WILL KNOW TO TRY YOUR WAY FIRST(dont go there) :D
 

ksanksan

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Re: Rabbit on the first of month

HEY LOVELY LADY---PLATYPUSS,RABBIT,WART HOG, ARDVARK? MAKE IT WORTH YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?
 

knobby

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Re: Rabbit on the first of month

Some folks get offended when you talk about Jesus, let me see, those were Pharisees and scribes and the like...I guess the light hurts you're eyes.
 
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