Another old one but still good.<br /><br />Subject: Raisin Bread<br /><br />A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very<br />short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at<br />the clerk and then glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter.<br />Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the<br />raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea<br /><br />I'd like some raisin bread please", the man says politely. The female<br />clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on<br />the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is<br />provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would. Once she descends<br />the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves as he is having<br />company for dinner.<br /><br />As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male<br />customers notices what was going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own<br />loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view!<br /><br />With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye of<br />another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for<br />raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down.<br /><br />After many trips she is tired, irritated and thinking that she is really<br />going to have to try the bread herself. Finally, once again atop the<br />ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She <br />notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd staring up at her. <br />Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man,<br /> "Is yours raisin too?"<br /><br />No," croaks the old man, "but it's a quiverin....." 
