While riding one day, a Cowboy met an Indian riding along<br /> with a dog and sheep and he began a conversation:<br /> <br /> <br /> Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there Mind if I speak to him?"<br /> <br /> <br /> Indian: "Dog no talk "<br /> <br /> <br /> Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"<br /> <br /> <br /> Dog: "Doin' alright "<br /> <br /> <br /> Indian: (Look of shock)<br /> <br /> Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian)<br /> <br /> <br /> Dog: "Yep "<br /> <br /> <br /> Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"<br /> <br /> Dog: "Real good He walks me twice a day, feeds me<br /> great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play "<br /> <br /> Indian: (Look of disbelief)<br /> <br /> Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"<br /> <br /> Indian: "Horse no talk "<br /> <br /> <br /> Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"<br /> <br /> <br /> Horse: "Good"<br /> <br /> Indian: (Extreme look of shock)<br /> <br /> <br /> Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian)<br /> <br /> <br /> Horse: "Yep "<br /> <br /> <br /> Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"<br /> <br /> <br /> Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking He rides me<br /> regularly, brushes me down often and keep me in a shed to protect<br /> me "<br /> <br /> <br /> Indian: (Complete look of utter amazement)<br /> <br /> <br /> Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"<br /> <br /> <br /> Indian: "Sheep liar "
