retired how do you amuse yourself.

[tashasdaddy]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Jerk. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a dirty copper. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.







Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

 

[jay_merrill]

Re: retired how do you amuse yourself.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm .... 44,488 posts? I think we know how TD amuses himself!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nlain]

Re: retired how do you amuse yourself.

It is even better when the car belongs to the knot head down the street from you that gave you a hard time, caused you difficulty, or the guy at the boat ramp that told you to kiss off when he cut in line.

 

[Jack Shellac]

Re: retired how do you amuse yourself.

You can also go in the clothes trying -on room at Walmart and yell very loudly "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

 

[puddle jumper]

Re: retired how do you amuse yourself.

Your bad just bad

 

[lowkee]

Re: retired how do you amuse yourself.

That has got to be the most mean prank to pull on someone, EVER! You are a cruel person just for thinking it up

 

[levittownnick]

Re: retired how do you amuse yourself.

I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired'? Well..I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into urine.

And I'm pretty damn good at it, too!!


I must admit that this is pure plagiarism, I got this from an e-mail I received today.

 

[Old & In the way]

Re: retired how do you amuse yourself.

I sent this one to some of my "friends" - now they want to know where I park.