Riddle me this

[mthieme]

If it takes a chicken and half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half,
how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?



Sorry if this should have been posted in a technical area.

 

[WaterWitch2]

Re: Riddle me this

A long time?

 

[T-O-Double-D]

Re: Riddle me this

It doesn't matter, Snakes won't eat icecream.

 

[OldePharte]

Re: Riddle me this

Can you guys send me a bit of what y'all are smoking?

 

[ne7800]

Re: Riddle me this

this sounds like a netflex comercial

 

[WaterWitch2]

Re: Riddle me this

Can you guys send me a bit of what y'all are smoking?

Me too.

 

[mthieme]

Re: Riddle me this

It doesn't matter, Snakes won't eat icecream.

Darn.
Second person got it.

 

[NelsonQ]

Re: Riddle me this

WOW!!! folks weren't kiddin' when they say things get slow around these forums come fall/winter.......

 

[aspeck]

Re: Riddle me this

A month of sundays?

 

[T-O-Double-D]

Re: Riddle me this

Darn.
Second person got it.

What did I win?

 

[Bob_VT]

Re: Riddle me this

A month of sundays?

Only during sundays that are not religious holidays.

 

[mthieme]

Re: Riddle me this

What did I win?

This is your lucky day...
I go pheasant hunting every Veterans Day.
You have won the tail feathers!!!

Stay tuned for the bonus question for a crack at the gizzards.

 

[ne7800]

Re: Riddle me this

gee you can't tell were all getting board can you?