Personal Ads for Seniors <br />-----------------------------<br />FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired<br />beauty, slim, 5-4 used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.<br /> <br />----------------------------------------------<br />LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just <br />Buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem. <br />----------------------------------------------<br /> <br />SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, <br />sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our<br />hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.<br /> <br />----------------------------------------------<br />WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.<br /> <br />----------------------------------------------<br />BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the air guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my boss collection of eight-track tapes.<br /> <br />----------------------------------------------<br />MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through<br />Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.<br /> <br />----------------------------------------------<br />MINT CONDITION: Male, 1928, high mileage, good<br />condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Doesn't run but walks well.<br /><br />Moderators have a sense of humor to.
