Situational ethics

[Tail_Gunner]

WIFE:


What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:

Definitely not!

WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:

Of course I do.

WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again..

WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:

Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:
- silence - -

:facepalm:

 

[nlain]

Re: Situational ethics

ooopppssss

 

[Cofe]

Re: Situational ethics

I hate it when I have a freudian slip like that.:facepalm:

 

[rickryder]

Re: Situational ethics

LOL good one!

 

[Fireman431]

Re: Situational ethics

My wife (great sense of humor) asked me the same question.

Her: If I died, would you remarry?

Me: Not a chance.

Her: Why not?

Me: Think I'm stupid enough to make the same mistake twice?

I don't remember a lot of what happened next...

 

[Tail_Gunner]

Re: Situational ethics

My wife (great sense of humor) asked me the same question.

Her: If I died, would you remarry?

Me: Not a chance.

Her: Why not?

Me: Think I'm stupid enough to make the same mistake twice?

I don't remember a lot of what happened next...

...............

 

[Bill Kilgore]

Re: Situational ethics

I don't remember a lot of what happened next...

Do you think you will you be off the breathing machine soon.... ?

 

[LippCJ7]

Re: Situational ethics

Unfortunately I have the same disease as Fireman does but I call it situational awareness, my wife calls it dumba** mouth disease......

 

[dwco5051]

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Wife asks husband: If you die would you want me to remarry?

Husband: Yes

Wife: Why would you want me to remarry?

Husband: Because I want at least one poor slob to be sorry at my passing.

 

[fat fanny]

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Excellant !!! But under no circumstances would I ever contribute a reply to that ?ing. But if I did the last answer would be I don't know she hasn't been born yet!!!!!!

 

[JRJ]

Re: Situational ethics

Good 1's I don't think I would get married again.