State Employees!

SlowlySinking

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Re: State Employees!

ah, you guys don't understand what's happening here. These state employees are unionized, thier contract job description doesn't alow them to walk on a broken escalator. They're waiting for the escalator repairmen who can't get there because he's stuck at a signal ahead warning sign waiting for it to turn green. Even if he makes it he can't fix the problem until the state employees get off the escalator cuz that's in his job description. So, the best we can hope for is that some kind person provides food and drink until they reach minimum retirement age and are no longer union members, then they can walk off. ah, the beauty of civil service jobs,,,d:)
 

Bondo

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Ayuh,......... No Doubt a couple of Liberals.........Too Stupid to Do anything for Themselfs,.......
Instead,.... Just Wait for a Government Bailout........
 

KeltonKrew

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SlowlySinking said:
ah, you guys don't understand what's happening here. These state employees are unionized, thier contract job description doesn't alow them to walk on a broken escalator. They're waiting for the escalator repairmen who can't get there because he's stuck at a signal ahead warning sign waiting for it to turn green. Even if he makes it he can't fix the problem until the state employees get off the escalator cuz that's in his job description. So, the best we can hope for is that some kind person provides food and drink until they reach minimum retirement age and are no longer union members, then they can walk off. ah, the beauty of civil service jobs,,,d:)

Loved the response...that was great........but what I question is why do neither of these people have state supplied cell phones will all bills paid to contact someone......maybe that would be too efficient d:)
 

BoatBuoy

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Ayuh,......... No Doubt a couple of neocons.........Too Stupid to Do anything Different,.......
Instead,.... Just Stay the Course and Sooner or Later Something Will Change........
 

jtexas

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Excellent answer SlowlySinking (always wondered what "SS" stood for). SNL did something similar...still funny... KK, did you ever consider they might both be Texas A&M grads?
 

KeltonKrew

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jtexas said:
Excellent answer SlowlySinking (always wondered what "SS" stood for). SNL did something similar...still funny... KK, did you ever consider they might both be Texas A&M grads?


come on jtexas....maroon runs VERY deep in my veins! d:) GIG-EM!
 

Pony

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Re: State Employees!

Mitch Hedburg had a joke similar to this,

"I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be a "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.""
 
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