OBJ
Supreme Mariner
- Joined
- Dec 27, 2002
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Guys...I've been reading with intrest the "Mercey" story. It seems to me that some of ya' have become stressed out. What with the responsibility of answering boat and motor questions as acuratley as possible an all and then this certified wacko comes along and jerks everybodies chain so hard I could almost feel the mashing of teeth over my ol' puter. Well, I got the solution to the problem. Just say the small prayer below and I know your stress will leave you with a big smile.<br /><br />LORD!<br />GRANT me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pi$$ed me off.<br />AND also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today because they maybe attached to the a$$ I may have to kiss tomorrow.<br />HELP me to always give 100% at work, 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.<br />PLEASE help me to remember when I'm having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to pi$$ me off that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to BITE ME!!<br /><br />AMEN<br /><br />OBJim 