Stupid Human Tricks

[rpeeples]

I was going to put this in the Stupid Human Tricks While Boating, but this aint got nothin' to do with boating. <br /><br />There used to be this guy in the town where I was raised who was always showing out and bragging about himself, you know - the self-centered type. Well he had a pretty nice motorcycle, I am not sure if it was a Harley but it looked sharp. One day my family was having a little get together and he came riding by on it. He went down the street a piece then turned around to come back. Just as he got to us he floored it. He was trying to show out in front of everybody to show how loud he could be. Well, the motorcycle popped a wheelie and he slid off the seat and onto the asphalt. He was being dragged along on the seat of his pants. Shortly the motorcyle dived off into the ditch and flipped a few times. We went to see if the motorcycle was ok. Oh, and we also checked on the guy. After finally getting it back into the street he took off with the motor spitting and sputtering, thick smoke was pouring out of the tail pipe, and the lights and blinkers were all dangling by the wires. It was a sight to see.<br /><br />Anyway, the guy didn't learn his lesson and was still bragging about himself last I heard...<br /><br />

 

[JB]

Re: Stupid Human Tricks

LOL, Russell!!<br /><br />Reminds me of an incident I saw in Waikiki many years ago. On Kalakaua Ave. pedestrians have (or had) the right of way.<br /><br />There were a couple of bikers cruising up and down the street showing off and irritating the tourists.<br /><br />A little blue-haired old lady started to cross the street and the bikes screeched to a halt to let her cross. <br /><br />They sat there revving their engines till she was out of the way, then one of them pulled a major wheelie, turning the bike over backwards on himself. He dragged himself out from under the bike as a crowd of tourists gathered.<br /><br />The little old lady asked him if he was hurt. He replied that he was just fine, at which the little old lady said, "Oh my! Well that's too bad."<br /><br />The bikers idled away in waves of laughter from the crowd.

 

[derwood]

Re: Stupid Human Tricks

hey guys <br /> well i've got one for ya but it dose not contain a harley.<br /> a couple of years ago my brother in law from tampa was up to the house and he brought a couple of his freinds from tampa with him includeing this one greenhorn. we were working this big white horse named lightnig. me and my brother mike and a few others of the clan were standing there looking at her and this guy says to us " let me ride her ". we said no because she was a little....well , frisky is a good word. we all new how she could get and we were ok with her because we knew how she was ,but this guy would not let up. he said he knew how to ride and he road 4 wheelers all the time and we were just being jerks and all the bulls##t. well after a little while of this guys crap we all looked at each other and said with a smurk " ok.. mount up." he got on and we just smiled. he tried to make the horse go but no luck. who are we to tell city boy how to ride this fine beast. his first mistake was to get cockey with the boys in the sticks.. mistake #2: never say you can ride a horse if you can't. mistake # 3 never compare a rednecks horse to a japenese built motor vehical.( exspecialy one named lightnig )mistake # 4 ( final mistake ) never after makeing the first 3 mistakes ask the boys from the sticks how to make the old hag go. well we told him how to make her go..." just reach behind you , smack her in the ass and yell YA!! well he did , and she took off like a cat shot in the ass. all we saw at first was this white flash go buy. it was hard to tell what was on top of her but it looked like a man holding on to the tail of a lightnig bolt. she took him this way and that way and when she got tired of hearing him screem she decided to head for the hickory trees. after a minute or two of that he got close enough to us to politely yell "how do you stop this thing?" on his way by. well we were laughing so hard that he was out of ear shot by the time we could give him his answer. after another stroll through the hickery branches she brought him by us again. we yelled to him " pull back on the reinghs and yell WHOA!! well he did and she did. right there and then. she planted all four hoofs in the ground and he went sailing over the top of her like superman. unlike superman he hit the ground. actualy it was more like a drunk diver doing a swan dive ending in a serious face plant. well i'll give him a bit of creidt... he got up under his own power. he walked over to us.. well kind of walked. he was beat up , bruised , scratched , out of breath and basicly looking like a man who just learned a hard lesson about running his blowhole. unlike the bikers in your stories he did learn his lesson and has not come here to bragg anymore. hope yall enjoyed my story. <br /> yall come back now ya'hear.<br /> P.S. ask me about the guy and his first rookie rings sometime. derwood.