Stupid+Stupid+Stupid=Triple Stupid

agrazela

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Took daughter fishing last Sunday afternoon on San Diego Bay. She pulls up a sculpin (aka scorpionfish) just before we get ready to leave. I get out the pliers and am shaking the little sucker off the hook when WHAM...I get pricked in the left hand between the middle and ring fingers. Hand starts to feel like it's on fire and swells up like a balloon (stupid #1...I put gloves on board BECAUSE I GOT STUNG BY A RAY DOING THE SAME D**N THING 2 MONTHS AGO!).<br /><br />Don't know how I got the boat loaded one-handed, but all the way home I can only think about the pain in my hand...I back into the driveway as I normally do, and CRACK...lower unit takes out two fence boards (stupid #2...I just installed a bolt-on hitch that extends about 8 inches further than the bumper hitch I was using before; forgot to compensate).<br /><br />I have to cover the hole to prevent the dogs escaping, but it's getting dark and I don't want to disturb the neighbors nailing a piece of board over the hole...I know, I'll screw a bit of scrap plywood over the hole with my electric screwdriver. I'm fumbling with the screw with my swollen, burning hand and OOPS...the screwdriver tip slips off the screwhead and buries itself in my middle fingertip (stupid #3...fortunately, my hand hurt so much already I didn't even feel it!).<br /><br />Fish poison wore off after about 3 hours. Screwdriver wound wasn't so bad actually, but it sure made me feel stupid, and extended my painful day another few hours.
 

BrianFD

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Re: Stupid+Stupid+Stupid=Triple Stupid

OUCH, X3!!<br />
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Twidget

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Re: Stupid+Stupid+Stupid=Triple Stupid

Ouch!!! Sometimes a good day at the office could possibly be better than a bad day fishing. :eek:
 

brother chris

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Re: Stupid+Stupid+Stupid=Triple Stupid

Originally posted by Twidget:<br /> Ouch!!! Sometimes a good day at the office could possibly be better than a bad day fishing. :eek:
Now, now Twidget, no need to say things that aren't true. ;) <br />Anyday on the water, whether it be a hook in each finger, on each hand, and loosing your anchor...it's still better than ANY day at the office. :D :cool:
 

PatPatterson

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Re: Stupid+Stupid+Stupid=Triple Stupid

Originally posted by Twidget:<br /> Ouch!!! Sometimes a good day at the office could possibly be better than a bad day fishing. :eek:
Whoaaa!!!! Let's tap on the brakes there. Don't say something you'll regret later.
 

SoulWinner

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Re: Stupid+Stupid+Stupid=Triple Stupid

For sting rays, sail cats, small sharks etc, I just cut the line. I figure letting the hook rust out will be less painfull than pulling it out, and I don't get close enough to get zapped by the little blighters.
 

gonfishn

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Re: Stupid+Stupid+Stupid=Triple Stupid

Remind me never to ask ya how your day is going after you have been fishing..Things happen in threes so your safe now..
 

beezee28

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Re: Stupid+Stupid+Stupid=Triple Stupid

Them fish are dangerous. Should have just cut the line and let them go.
 

Twidget

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Re: Stupid+Stupid+Stupid=Triple Stupid

Ouch!!! Sometimes a good day at the office could possibly be better than a bad day fishing
Hmm, guess I might have gotten slightly carried away... The way my job has gone this summer, Ive only made it to the lake 4 times. Maybe it was just self pity. :(
 
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