Ten signs listed

Bob_VT

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10 Signs You Might Be Trailor Trash <br />Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. <br /><br />You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. <br /><br />You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against <br />it. <br /><br />You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. <br /><br />Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. <br /><br />Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor. <br /><br />If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 dollars worth of <br />improvement. <br /><br />Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch <br />this." <br /><br />You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss. <br /><br />You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different <br />night. <br /> :D :D :D
 

Pony

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Re: Ten signs listed

You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.<br />
Reminds me of a teacher I had who like to tell women jokes....<br /><br />"Why did the Woman cross the road??"<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"Who cares..What was she doing out of the kitchen"
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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A matched set of luggage is shopping bags from the same store.
 

dogsdad

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...if your ma and pa had the same last name before they were married.
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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Sons don't bring home virgins cuz if they aint' goodenuff for their family, their not goodenuff for ours!
 

Link

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Even if ya divorce ya wife.. she is still gonna be ur sister eh? :D
 

demsvmejm

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Re: Ten signs listed

Originally posted by SS Mayfloat:<br /> Sons don't bring home virgins cuz if they aint' goodenuff for their family, their not goodenuff for ours!
eeeewwwwww!!!!! Gross.<br /><br />FUNNY but gross :D
 
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