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10 Signs You Might Be Trailor Trash <br />Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. <br /><br />You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. <br /><br />You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against <br />it. <br /><br />You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. <br /><br />Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. <br /><br />Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor. <br /><br />If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 dollars worth of <br />improvement. <br /><br />Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch <br />this." <br /><br />You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss. <br /><br />You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different <br />night. <br />
