terrible parking lot incident

[slyhatch]

Recently in a wallmart parking lot I observed a young man with a new van stradling two parking spots so nobody could park close to him.An elderly lady tried to park close to him severly scraping the side of his new van.The man jumped out of the van and with a hammer started to whack the womans car repeatedly breaking the headlights and windshield,I tell you it was terrible.Anyway the elderly woman walked over and broke off the aerial from the van and stuck it in the man's stomach.The man collapsed and later died.Because I had witnessed the incident I got a copy of the police report and it had the cause of death listed as
HE DIED FROM VAN AERIAL DESEASE

sly

 

[Beefer]

Re: terrible parking lot incident

You're twisted! LOL

I thought it was true until the last 6 words. Good one!

 

[aspeck]

Re: terrible parking lot incident

You had me going for a while ... and you got me in the end. Sicko!

 

[jonesg]

Re: terrible parking lot incident

There must be a joke there somewhere.

 

[fishrdan]

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LOL,,, You had me going there

 

[marlboro180]

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I was getting wound up at "The man jumped out of the van and with a hammer started to whack "!!! Good one!

 

[sasto]

Re: terrible parking lot incident

......and a case of her-piece

 

[royal0014]

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Booooo

 

[dolluper]

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Always wondered how you got that disease....thanks for clearing that up..twisted 4 sure LOL's

 

[Fly Rod]

Re: terrible parking lot incident

You had me buffaloed for a second.

 

[lncoop]

Re: terrible parking lot incident

That reminds me of the woman recently found dead in her bathtub. She was floating in milk and was surrounded with bananas. Police suspect a cereal killer.

 

[mphy98]

Re: terrible parking lot incident

groooaaannn

 

[LadyFish]

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HAHAHAHAHA I almost didn't open this thread, because I thought it was going to be another blonde joke.

Good one!

 

[Deadwood]

Re: terrible parking lot incident

......and a case of her-piece

Her name wasn't "Ms.Phyllis" was it?

 

[slyhatch]

Re: terrible parking lot incident

Recently in a wallmart parking lot I observed a young man with a new van stradling two parking spots so nobody could park close to him.An elderly lady tried to park close to him severly scraping the side of his new van.The man jumped out of the van and with a hammer started to whack the womans car repeatedly breaking the headlights and windshield,I tell you it was terrible.Anyway the elderly woman walked over and broke off the aerial from the van and stuck it in the man's stomach.The man collapsed and later died.Because I had witnessed the incident I got a copy of the police report and it had the cause of death listed as
HE DIED FROM VAN AERIAL DESEASE

sly

Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.
Mark Twain

 

[Limited-Time]

Re: terrible parking lot incident

So you can get VAN AERIAL DESEASE from old ladies at Wal-Mart There's another good reason to avoid that place like the Clap.

 

[dave11]

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VAN ARIEL DISEASE and HER-PIECE, wonderful!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[paultjohnson]

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Um............... Huh ?