A man is staying at a convention center in Texas. He orders a burger and a soda. He remarks that the burger is HUGE and the waitress says, this is Texas and everything is big here. He takes a drink from his soda and remarks to the waitress that the soda is the biggest he's ever seen. The waitress repeats that this is Texas and everything is big here. After awhile he needs to use the head so he follows directions down the darkened hallway but accidentally misses the men's room. When he comes to what he thinks is the door he opens it, the door to the closed, darkened swimming pool, and stumbles in, falling into the pool. Sopping wet he yells out, "Don't flush, don't flush..."
