the bird flu or NOT?

[licketdsplit756]

as some of you know im a farmer. i use to raise turkeys for pudue. was ask the other day bye one employee. if i ever feared getting the bird flu that was supposedly in indiana me being in illinois was to close for comfort..he ask if i ever caught it. and how would i know if i did my response to him was. you get a stomach ache real bad/ bad head aches/ musle spasams/ kinda like having the regular flu. but one sure way to know is the undisirable eurge to crap on someones windshield. he is still laughing 3 weeks later.

 

[studlymandingo]

Re: the bird flu or NOT?

I say don't make out with turkeys and your risk is significantly reduced!​

 

[licketdsplit756]

Re: the bird flu or NOT?

that is true also collera in birds unless you eat the droppings. or share there water supply. your totaly safe.

 

[12Footer]

Re: the bird flu or NOT?

I'm in heap-big trouble then.... I have a bad habit of drinkin with a bunch of turkeys almost every weekend...
Jive-talkin of course

 

[BoatBuoy]

Re: the bird flu or NOT?

I don't drink with turkeys anymore, but I do have a meal with hens once in a while. Is that increasing my exposure?

 

[licketdsplit756]

Re: the bird flu or NOT?

just stay off my windshield

 

[rwise]

Re: the bird flu or NOT?

mine too!

 

[12Footer]

Re: the bird flu or NOT?

just stay off my windshield

Zzzing!

 

[Vlad D Impeller]

Re: the bird flu or NOT?

Splat!!!!

 

[RubberFrog]

Re: the bird flu or NOT?

b'gack!