deputydawg
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Aug 29, 2004
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A farm hand was driving around the countryside checking out the crops for the farmer boss. After about an hour the boss gets a call on the radio from the farm hand. The hand says "Boss, I got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck under the truck. He's still wriggling, what should I do?"<br /><br />The farmer says "behind the seat of the truck is a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it off the road. When you get it off of the road bury it under the bushes so nobody finds him."<br /><br />The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and buried it under some bushes."<br /><br />"So, what's the problem now?" the boss snapped.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."
