A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! <br /><br />There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, bu t you cannot go back down except to exit the <br />building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . <br /><br />On the first floor the sign on the door reads: <br /><br />Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. <br /><br />The second floor sign reads: <br /><br />Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. <br /><br />The third floor sign reads: <br /><br />Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. <br /><br />"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. <br /><br />She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: <br /><br />Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. <br /><br />"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" <br />Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: <br /><br />Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. <br /><br />She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: <br /><br />Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. <br /><br />Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! 
